5th February 2011

it was negative her test was negative 

it was negative her test was negative 

Source: gladdenryan

16th January 2011

ahhhh memorys

ahhhh memorys

2nd January 2011

book idea

things not to say to your girlfriend when she is pms’ing

  1. can i be the astronomer of your eyes 
  2. can i be the mountaineer of your breastses   
  3. can i be the cave biologist of your vagina
  4. i think your ass got bigger 
  5. what if i punched your tit

2nd January 2011

rawr rawr reptar

rawr rawr reptar

2nd January 2011

book idea

things not to say during a police questioning

  1. whats your favorite doughnut
  2. if you have ham is that considered canablism
  3. cavity search now or later
  4. i kill cops in gta
  5. can i have my phone call i need to let your wife know imma be late

27th December 2010

drew

andrewdylan:

cheftsunami:

andrewdylan:

cheftsunami:

hey go fuck your self

If I could, i would.

ill show you how

That’s scary.

no its thrilling

Source: cheftsunami

27th December 2010

drew

andrewdylan:

cheftsunami:

hey go fuck your self

If I could, i would.

ill show you how

Source: cheftsunami

27th December 2010

drew

hey go fuck your self

27th December 2010

book idea

things not to say during sex

  1. you run a tight ship down there
  2. can you feel it 
  3. hello ello ello ello ello
  4. btw you should know…
  5. did you hear the one about me and that prostitute

27th December 2010

andrewdylan: It’s going to be like this where i live soon :O

andrewdylan:

It’s going to be like this where i live soon :O

Source: matrixagent